Buttplug/Jennifer Lawrence Meme Comes Full Circle

"Group B-raaaaaaaaaap!" (AbarthGuy) 12/19/2013 at 10:25 • Filed to: Buttpluglopnik

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Score one for causality! Think back a few months to that unfortunate gentleman who chose to demonstrate the finger crushing capacity of his Bentley's soft-close doors feature? You can brush up on it here:

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This article was the perfect opportunity to use my favorite Jennifer Lawrence GIF (and there are many, but this is the best) in the comments:

I did (use a butt plug), and it was for the simple reason that it was the best thing that I could find to buy that had a similar consistency and size as a thumb that I could isolate and place in the door jamb.

The thumb really sells the entire butt plug aspect.

Well, the Universe works in strange and beautiful ways. This morning I stumbled upon this gem:

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I'll admit it, I fainted. The video after the jump explains the entire story. Needless to say, it's adorable, just like everything she says and does.

Now I have the song "Circle of Life" stuck in my head. Thanks, Obama.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! 12/19/2013 at 10:31

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quarterlifecrisis > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! 12/19/2013 at 10:31

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I happened to watch Conan last night. And laughed at the story. A lot.

Slave2anMG > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! 12/19/2013 at 10:37

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RacecaR > quarterlifecrisis 12/19/2013 at 10:38

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Same here. I love Jennifer Lawrence and knew watching her on Conan, I would not be disappointed.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Slave2anMG 12/19/2013 at 10:41

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And today's award for best use of "freaked out Tim Schaefer" goes to...

axiomatik > Slave2anMG 12/19/2013 at 13:27

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Is that Torchinsky's older brother?

Lazzris > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! 12/19/2013 at 13:34

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I know it was a gag gift but I still like to think that she is a dirty girl. Just let me have that.

911e46z06 > quarterlifecrisis 12/19/2013 at 20:36

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I had to make a decision whether to record Conan or Kimmel last night. Made the right decision. Made my day a lot better.